Serves me right...
Ignored all advice given on RTR. Come back from footie alittle pi%%ed and just spunked $80 on Full tilt thinking I was better than I am and more sober playing wayyyy over roll entitlement.
Took me long enough to write that much..
It was Xmas and the blonde Wife was waiting as the binmen pulled up. One by one she shagged them & finally it was the drivers turn. Instead she give him £10.
Disappointed the driver said "Whats this for ?"
"for Xmas" she replied. My husband said
"Give the driver a tenner and fuck the rest......"
10 hours ago