Sunday, 14 December 2008

Placed in the Bloggerment & apologies.....

Just been placed in the Bloggerment....
Okay there were only 7 entries and I came 3rd for $7 for my $5.50 outlay.
However as I was 0/5 on cashes this is progress so humour me ;)

Apologies for not saying "gg" etc to the final 2 but I am still getting used to Full Tilt and the fooking table closes as soon as a games finishes.

Am giving up the majority of MTT's for a bit as I need to concentrate on bankroll and the easiest way is on STT's.

Still nearly £50 down but need to stop the rot.
I like the STT's on Full Tilt as you just play ABC and seem to make the frame at the mo.

On a different topic watched the end of X-Factor last night and found it funny/amazing that the winner (Alex) was sooo tearful when she won. I would have been shouting "Fookin get in" and asking Cowell for my £1m advance with my knob out. (Okay they would have needed to zoom in).

Joke - Have ummed and arred about this but its going in so apologies if it causes any offence.

Man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Shop keeper says "male or female?" Man says "Female". Shop keeper says "Black or White?" Man says "White". Shop keeper says "Christian or Muslim?" Man says "wtf has religion got to do with it?" Shop keeper says "The Muslim blows itself up!!"

5 comments:

calling station said...

bernard manning joke-my favourite

man goes into sex shop.asks the shopkeeper for a sex doll.
keeper says,ive sold out of all the white ones,but ive got black one left.man,'no problem im not racist or anything.He takes her home blows it up and she mugs him.

Mark said...

Hey Gavin, Got your link up overat Plan3t Gong - cheers, Mark

Gavin said...

Cheers Mark.
I've linked you up calling station.

havin_a_laff said...

sick jokes - but very funny...

Gavin said...

Cheers havin__a_laff linked u up m8