Sunday, 31 January 2010

Not a bad start to 2010 . . .

Tad over £400 profit and I’ll take that each month tbh at the small stakes I play. Have been playing purely DYM and although some days are pure grind and end up level there have been a few decent days and 1 shit one when I wasn’t in the mood for it and tried to play my way through and dropped £60 but the rake seems to tot up a lot quicker as I’m playing more of them.

Still awaiting cash from Titan. Have met their criteria but now bet and click are fucking about and have had to prove who I am to them as well. I think I know how the Pompey players feel now regarding wondering when they will get paid but the comments from my last post at least help out with knowing I will get it.
Bit of a comic hand last night when I had pocket 4’s and I’d hit trips but the turn gave quads and I didn’t notice (beer problem). Got 2 knocked out and a load of praise for slow playing for allowing the villains to hit their flushes before noticing. Of course I didn’t let on I just hadn’t realized. GG me lol.
As I’m purely playing DYM and am moving to Betmost I have taken £1k out of WillHill leaving me £300ish and will deposit £250 in Betmost so that should keep me going and I could do with the funds to help kit out my Son’s house.
Apart from that there’s not a lot going on so good luck at the tables.

Joke –
A blokes watching the footie on the box and flicks through the channels at half time and finds a porn film with a man shagging a woman long and hard. He says to his Wife “I don’t know whether to watch this or the game”. His Wife says “For fucks sake watch this. You already know how to play football!!”

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

What a pallaver . . . .

Trying to cash out of Titan is a right game.
I've had to take photos of my debit card (back and front) and also my photo driving licence in order to get at my funds.
Funny how you don't have to go through this shit when you make a deposit!!
Driving licence doesn't come out that clear due to the squigly lines on it so sods law says they'll mail me back but I sent them the counterpart element as well for good luck.

Is this the same on most sites??
Never had an issue with WillHill when I joined them.
I sent them a mail pointing out I'd be a pretty shit thief to rob somones debit card, deposit cash and then withdraw the £320 winnings to their account?!?!
I wouldn't mind but I had to join Click and Pay and verify that by inputting details of the 2 debits they took out of my account already ffs.
Oh well rant over. . . On the poker front I made £365 profit on Titan purely paying DYM in 12 days and have left £35 in there as there is a poker player $3k added tourney at the weekend.

For some reason the graph doesn't quite tally with the profits but oh well. . .
Lad ill today so off work so there goes a days Annual Leave (wankers . .when I worked at Vodafone we had 5 days dependants leave we could take.
Finally (and littleacornman won't like this) my Sister has found out that the house next to hers was being used as a "herb" factory and the Police have gone and and taken the harvest and all the paraphenalia. She didn't get so much as a souvenier lol.
I'd rather have set the place on fire, gathered the neighbours around and called the fire brigade when the herb ran out. (Imagine the toke on that lol)
Good luck at the tables.
Joke . .
A bloke bursting for the loo uses the ladies in a posh hotel. He sits down and notices 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP and ATR. Curious he presses WW & is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA and a blast of warm air dries him. PP. a powder puff which left him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered he presses ATR . . . He wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse what the fuck happened. She says "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover - Your cock is under your pillow!!"

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Moving sites again . . .

Following the last post I am moving back to Sky at the end of Feb and have told Virgin they are shyt. They didn't seem that fussed tbh and are probably getting inundated with calls.

On other fronts you may recall that my 16 year old Son has got his girlfriend in the family way and things are progressing well as she has sorted out a private 3 bed semi that the Social are paying for and he has got a number of contacts who are offering him bricklaying work even though he is only 5 months into his course. He has apparently already got a reputation for being a grafter and with a kiddie on the way they know he needs the cash.
No wonder Johnny Foreigner loves the UK so much though. I had no idea of the types or amounts of benefits you could get until I had a chat with him. Up to £600 towards your rent?? He is determined to pay his own way but its going to take time until he is in a position where he will be able to pay that himself.

On the poker front I have got Titan up to £225 and the DYM are going quite well but am going to move the cash over to Betmost Poker as Titan don't offer any rakeback of any sort so I am spewing up to $30 a night that I'll never see again. They are also on the i-poker network but thanks to Rubbish and Hellraiser who advised me, Betmost offer a "weekly sponsorship bonus" which is another word for something else but i-poker don't like it apparently.

Anyways if you are interested in earning what I consider to be a great "weekly sponsorship bonus" + decent VIP status and 3 freerolls (1k, 2k and 5k) a month you need to join RaiseTheRiver forum and email to get it sorted for you.
This is not a sponsored part of the post I just thought I'd share the info.

Thats about it for now but when I move across to Betmost my table name will be KROBeauBrummie and I'll be there from the back end of next week.

GL all.

Joke -

Paddy's in jail with a big black fella. On the first night the fella takes his cock out and bashes it against the toilet bowl, the bowl breaks. He bashes it against the prison bars, the bars bend.
He says "Paddy, Now I'm going to shove this up your arse!!."
Paddy says "Thank fuck for that! I thought you were going to hit me with it."

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Fuck Virgin . . . .

Anyone reading this expecting a tale of fucking a virgin will be sorely disappointed.

No this post is about Virgin media and their current inability to go a month without an outage affecting their tv/broadband or most recently both.
Appreciate the weather has been a bit moody recently but this has been on and off for the last 3 months and really pissed me off last night when I had was cruising in a couple of $20 DYM and at just before midnight everything just goes off.
Now imo if their is an outage you reboot a server for example and possibly look at it as a one off, if it happens again you do another reboot but do a route cause analysis to try to get to the bottom of the issue and if it happens a 3rd shoot the fucker that didn't sort of the root cause.
But no when you ring the customer unit notification team (cunt) the "advisor" just keeps licking the window and tells you he doesn't know what an outage is but thats whats happened and not to leave the company as you are on the VIP package which means you are getting a discount for the services (that you are not recieiving at the moment??!!)
So sod them I've rang Sky who can do me the same package (-ESPN) with BT line and their broadband for £15 less a month but with paying a few quid for installation with a few vouchers thrown in.
On the poker front my little challenge is up to £108 on Titan and £1200 on WillHill but will probably move a bit to Betmost on the i-poker network as I've heard of a deal offering decent rakeback if I can find a link to it.
Been sledging today with my lad. Great fun but I think I've broken my coccyx (tail bone) by smashing into small child. She was fine btw.

Joke -

Paddy goes into Marks and Spencer to buy his Wife a maternity bra.
Shop assistant says "What bust Sir?
Paddy says "The fucking condom!!"

Good luck all.

Friday, 8 January 2010

World Blogger Championship of Online Poker

Online Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers, so register on WBCOOP to play.

Registration code: 675288

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

New challenge . . .

Played like a tool since New Year. My poker is all about confidence.I don't know why but every now and then I play as if I've never played before and don't think about what I'm doing and shove with shit. Yes there has been the odd bad beat thrown in but thats only natural. Fuktheriva is now showing as Super Tilt on i-poker and even though it only amounted to £3o loss as I got £50 rakeback it still got on my nerves. I am also pissed off with playing the same people all the time on the DYM and Deepstacks.

fuktheriva 1,377 $2 $9 21% $2,139 Super Tilt 71 iPoker

So I opened another account on i-poker. Needed to set up an account on Titan to enter a Poker Player tourney so shoved £20 in and they doubled it. No rakeback but I've not enquired yet.
In short I'm going to play the same games I normally do but without any history to look at and use minimal BRM to see if I can spin up.
Playing $5 and $10 DYM until I reach £100 then $10 and $20 untill I get to £250 and then $20 and $30 if I get this far.
Challenge will probably go tits up before I get to the first hurdle but it gives me something to have a go at.
The Titan username is Bluenose200000

Blues have got Man U this weeknd and I can see our unbeaten run going west as I reckon Ferguson will have ripped them a new one after the Leeds performance so we might get the backlash. Will certainly be the best test of our defence and Joe Hart yet I would think.

Joke -

A man farts in bed and says to his Wife "1-0"
Wife farts and says "1 all"
Man farts and says "2-1"
Wife farts and says "2-2"
Man farts, follows through and shits the bed.
Wife says "What the fuck was that?!!!"
Hubby replies "Half time. Swap sides!!"

Good luck all

Friday, 1 January 2010

Rindercella . . . . .

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards.

One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks.

They were really forrible huckers.

They had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts wouldn’t let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.

"Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and losing her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.

Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fassive mart.

“Who's fust jarted?” asked the prandsome hince.

“Blame that fugly ucker over there!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!


Had this mailed to me yesterday and though I'd seen it before I thought I'd post it.
Only problem is I can't remember if I saw it on someones blog or an old email so if it was originally yours please accept my apologies.

Good end to the poker year with a £640 profit for December of which I took £500 out to sort out an easier Xmas so starting 2010 with a £1.2k bankroll.
A happy 2010 to all.