Friday, 1 January 2010

Rindercella . . . . .

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards.

One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks.

They were really forrible huckers.

They had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts wouldn’t let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.

"Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and losing her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.

Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fassive mart.

“Who's fust jarted?” asked the prandsome hince.

“Blame that fugly ucker over there!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!


Had this mailed to me yesterday and though I'd seen it before I thought I'd post it.
Only problem is I can't remember if I saw it on someones blog or an old email so if it was originally yours please accept my apologies.

Good end to the poker year with a £640 profit for December of which I took £500 out to sort out an easier Xmas so starting 2010 with a £1.2k bankroll.
A happy 2010 to all.


Wildcat said...

Best of luck for 2010. I've backed you lot to win the Fa Cup at 80s :0

Gavin said...

Forest won't be easy tomorrow mate but then who knows :).

rubbish said...

Linked you up Gavin, all the best for 2010.

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Ukgatsby said...

gl gl for 2010