Thought I would post this weeks footie bet in the hope it brings me luck. Have not been too brilliant so far this season so will try anything so follow me at your peril.
I have done these on the WillHill half time and full time slips and with 6 folds and 7 folds on each slip stand to win a few bob if it comes in.
There has been no massive research into why these results should happen other than looking at the back of the slip at the leagues while munching my bacon, sos and mushroom sarnie.
Stoke v Man City
Hull v West Brom
Southampton v Swansea - Draw
Wolves v Watford
Cheltenham v MK Dons
Oldham v Swindon
Wycombe v Accrington
Have turned things around for January from a low of -£150 to currently being + £110 and providing I don't throw too much away in drunken Saturday evening play (I give up saying I won't play as I already know I will) then I will be quite happy.
Man goes to Doctors for a cock extension. Doc suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3k. Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with a new woman he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & thinks "This is the night". While chatting over dinner his cock flies out, steals an apple from the table and goes back in his pants. Wow she says "Can you do that again?". He says "My cock can but I don't think my arse can take another apple!!"
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