Just downloaded the new WillHill ipoker software and as with others my original username had been taken.
I will now be know as fuktheriva (Bit apt really with current suck outs and its just asking for comments).
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen" she said. " Beautiful name" he replies. " Yes I gave it to myself as it reflects my two favourite things - Cars and men" she winks. "Whats your name?"
"Beercunt!" was the reply.